Name Collection: Carol Brown

Henry was humming this song this morning while making coffee. It prompted me to post my second installment of Name Collections. I am still at a loss for a baby name, although my other family members seem dead set on a name. I will save that for its own post. Instead, I want to focus on one of my favorite songs from 2009: Carol Brown by Flight of the Conchords. I wrote about this song when I first heard it in February 2009. And while, I haven’t been listening to it in the car or anything like that, I do still love it. Plus it is the perfect collection of names.

Unfortunately, Carol Brown only has one name that we can use – Bruce. We are having a boy.


Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone
Jen said she’d never, ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Lisa got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity, said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn’t go with the flow
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I’m hoping that you’ll stick around
He doesn’t cook or clean, he’s not good boyfriend material
We can eat cereal!
He loses interest fast, his relationships never last
Shut up, girlfriends from the past!
He says he’ll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?
Who, who? Mmm, shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past Mimi
will no longer see me Britney, Britney hit mePaula, Persephone, Stella and
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me!
How can we ever know we’ve found the right person in this world?
He means he looks at other girls!
Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule
This guy is a fool!
He’ll always be a boy, he’s a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Would you like a little cereal?
Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I’m hoping that you’ll stick around

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